The Republic of District Line 7 is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The hard-working population of 10.674 billion District Line 7ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 37.9%.

The strong District Line 7ian economy, worth 475 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,544 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, third world countries are rich in "I Love District Line 7 City" t-shirts, organ donation is compulsory, and government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. District Line 7's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

District Line 7 is ranked 67,781^st in the world and 28^th in Greater Dienstad for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.